To keep Between the Bars – and you – up-to-date, this weekly post provides a compilation of both the amusing and the significant (mostly the amusing) local stories from the last few days that I've found by keeping a sharp eye on the local newswire. Enjoy the wealth of information, dear readers. You deserve it.
• Another heat wave is coming our way and bringing only a chance of rain. The National Weather Service predicts heat index values of 95 to 99 degrees Sunday afternoon and 100 to 105 degrees Monday and Tuesday afternoons. Cue the painfully annoying "it's so hot" jokes.